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Defunkification: The Less Funky You

Defunkification: The Less Funky You

“Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the word ‘happy’ would lose its meaning if...

The Wordslinger’s Challenge: Fall 2012

The Wordslinger’s Challenge: Fall 2012

“The revolver rules, the revolver is triumphant.” -Walt Whitman I holstered lengthy blogs on my personal life when this website...

You Are What You Don’t Eat

You Are What You Don’t Eat

  Yes, those are my before and after pictures. 100 pounds in about 4.5 months. Proud? Heck yeah, I’m proud....

Facing the Little Death

Facing the Little Death

“…I’m leaving’ on a jet plane, Don’t know when I’ll be back again. Oh babe, I hate to go.” -John...

Your Inner Indiana Jones

Your Inner Indiana Jones

    Indy reaches out his hand to take the idol—but wait, he see’s the trap. He hastily fumbles some...

Ghostbusting & Dragonslaying

Ghostbusting & Dragonslaying

“You-you, sir, are playing a dangerous game! Keeping this much raw… ‘Viking-ness’ contained! There will be consequences!” –Hiccup, How to...

Friday Flash Fiction? Done.

Friday Flash Fiction? Done.

You, constant reader, know I love flash fiction by now. But, if you don’t know that yet, click on over to the...

Worst. Advice. Ever.

Worst. Advice. Ever.

“A vacation…from my problems!” -Bill Murray, What About Bob? Look. I’m starting this article on vacation, because that’s how much...

Now, Let’s Review

Now, Let’s Review

Happy Anniversary! What?! You forgot?! Yep. This internet version of Lucy’s psychiatric advice booth has been up for two years....

I am a Patient Boy…

I am a Patient Boy…

    The words, innocuous—even inviting—leapt off the page and hit me like a viper’s nest in the face. “Meet...